sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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