if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its not stalking. its research.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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