Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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