I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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