this just has baby written all over it
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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