And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My vagina just clenched in fear
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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