Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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