There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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