Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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