They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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