people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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