we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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