Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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