Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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