Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Success! We fucked roommates!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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