how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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