so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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