do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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