I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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