do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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