We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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