tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
that's an acceptable place to lick
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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