Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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