Don't EVER smell your tampon
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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