Nicole vs. Life
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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