So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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