Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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