do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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