North Korea, Best Korea!
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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