we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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