Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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