I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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