Say something about gay babies.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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