i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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