with your own penis?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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