I wish I could punch you in the face.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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