i would punch a child for taco bell
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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