Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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