margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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