smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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