actually, I'm a sock model
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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