It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I lost the right to judge tonight
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