"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She needs sedatives and a leash
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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