Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
pray to the hookup gods
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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