Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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