So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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