well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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