i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
