with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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