and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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