There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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