i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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