Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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