he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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