I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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