so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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