i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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