So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My vagina just clenched in fear
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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