I can tuck mytits in my pants
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
